Ten Potential Star Wars Themed Attractions for Star Wars Land at Disney

Ewok Punting

Ah yes, the Jar Jar Binks of the Original Trilogy even though they only appeared in Return of the Jedi, the Ewoks. What could be more fun than punting these furry little balls of chaos? This could be the Star Wars Land version of carnival games. Instead of the ring toss, park visitors can try for Star Wars toys and prizes by booting an Ewok through an upright for points!  This could be fun for the adults who actually grew up despising these vicious little teddy bears who wield with sharp pointy sticks and have amazing aim with slingshots.

This experience could have an interchangeable option, where the children can build an Ewok of their very own, like the Build-a-Bear workshop. I’m sure the emotional scarring of smaller children, after watching their parents and older siblings kick a cute little furball, might not be conducive to the healthy family experience that Disney tries to provide.

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