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Quiz: Which Star Wars blaster should you carry?

By Michael Markham

LAS VEGAS - MAY 29: Actor Harrison Ford's Han Solo character from "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi" is shown on screen while musicians perform during "Star Wars: In Concert" at the Orleans Arena May 29, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The traveling production features a full symphony orchestra and choir playing music from all six of John Williams' Star Wars scores synchronized with footage from the films displayed on a three-story-tall, HD LED screen. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
LAS VEGAS - MAY 29: Actor Harrison Ford's Han Solo character from "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi" is shown on screen while musicians perform during "Star Wars: In Concert" at the Orleans Arena May 29, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The traveling production features a full symphony orchestra and choir playing music from all six of John Williams' Star Wars scores synchronized with footage from the films displayed on a three-story-tall, HD LED screen. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) /
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Ever wonder what blaster you would carry on your Star Wars Wars adventures. Take this quiz to find out.

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”  – Han Solo, Star Wars: Episode IV

A solid blaster is essential for anyone looking to survive in the dangerous galaxy far far away.  But which blaster is best for you and your lifestyle?  Do you need a compact pistol or a full-size sniper rifle?  Let’s find out.

The quiz 

Keep track of your answers on your phone or a piece of paper to get your result.

1.  How do you carry your blaster?
a.  Holstered on my hip
b.  In my hands, held at low ready
c.  Slung across my back
d.  Attached to the side of my steed or in my vehicle

2.  What is your job?
a.  Smuggler
b.  Soldier
c.  Bounty hunter
d.  Nomad

3.  How do you prefer to work?
a.  With a partner
b.  With a squad
c.  Alone
d.  With a tribe

4.  What do you value most in a weapon?
a.  Concealability
b.  Versatility
c.  Lethality
d.  Range

5.  How do you carry extra ammo?
a.  I don’t
b.  On my belt
c.  All over. Wherever I can fit it
d.  In a bandolier

6.  How much armor do you wear and why?
a.  None, I want to be fast and sneaky
b.  Head to toe, I want 100% coverage
c.  Only over vital areas, I balance protection with mobility
d.  None, I don’t engage enemies head-on

7.  You’re a fugitive from justice.  What is your crime?
a.  Spice running
b.  Treason
c.  Murder
d.  Kidnapping

8.  Who are your enemies?
a.  People I’ve done business with
b.  People I’ve gone to war with
c.  People I’ve hunted
d.  People I’ve stolen from

9.  Where did you learn to fight?
a.  On the streets
b.  In training
c.  From my family
d.  From my tribe

10.  What is your backup weapon?
a.  My fists
b.  Grenades
c.  Another blaster
d.  A melee weapon

11.  What do you fight for?
a.  For money
b.  For my government
c.  For honor
d.  For survival

12.  Do you try to blend in?
a.  Yes, with the crowd
b.  No, I want my enemies to see me
c.  No, I don’t care
d.  Yes, with the environment

13.  Who do you take orders from?
a.  No one
b.  My commander
c.  My client
d.  My warlord

14.  Who are you typically fighting?
a.  Government authorities
b.  Enemy soldiers
c.  Gangs and thugs
d.  Farmers and resource hoarders

Now, look at your answers and count how many times you picked each answer.

The results 

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If you picked mostly A, you got Han Solo’s DL-44 blaster pistol. You value compact firepower that you can carry discreetly anywhere you go. It’s small enough to conceal, yet packs enough of a punch to take on anyone you come across. You want to look like any other citizen in the galaxy, blending in with the crowd while you get your job done…however illicit that job may be.

If you picked mostly B, you got the Clone Troopers’ DC-15S blaster carbine. You’re a soldier at heart, wanting to serve and have the best tool for it. This carbine is small and lightweight enough to take into any combat situation, and features a folding stock for when you need stability for longer range shots.  You want to be a lethal asset for your cause.

If you picked mostly C, you got the Mandalorian’s Amban sniper rifle. You’re a true assassin, wanting to leave absolutely no trace of your targets behind. This powerful weapon will vaporize anyone you target, ensuring you get the job done. With this weapon slung across your back, everyone you come across knows you mean business and will get the job done…for a price.

If you picked mostly D, you got the Tusken Raiders’ cycler rifle. You’re a member of your tribe, fighting whoever may be a threat to its survival. This weapon, though primitive, is extremely accurate at long distances with a muzzle blast that can be heard miles away, letting people know not to come near you.  If they do come near you, they won’t be coming anywhere else.

If two or more results were tied, then you get to carry both blasters.  Lucky you.

Your blaster – use it wisely 

Now you have your blaster.  Maybe it was given to you by an old war hero.  Just make sure you train with it and practice safe blaster handling.

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Which blaster will be at your side as you travel across the galaxy?  Comment below.

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