9. Salacious B. Crumb
The video tells you all you need to know about Salacious B. Crumb. You know the type of person I’m referring to here. The one who cracks up at the least funny of jokes, often their own. Yes, that is Salacious B. Crumb. Imagine listening to that all night.
You might think that Crumb has a bit of a miserable role by Jabba’s side, but that’s actually what most Kowakian Monkey-Lizards do. They largely act as underground pets, only Crumb had a bit of an interesting deal. His duty was to humor Jabba at least once a day. If he failed, he would be killed.
That was the deal Crumb stuck to for over a decade, so we could not possibly take him away from it or his master would not be too happy. Crumb deserves credit for his commitment to Jabba, even if it comes at the cost of acting like an utter fool.