It’s time to catch up with the most dashing man in the glaxay Lando Calrissian in Marvel’s Lando #4.
WARNING: SPOILERS ARE OBVIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT? DO YOU HAVE A BAD MOTIVATOR? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL ON ME?
We catch up with Lando #4 as bargin bin Boba Fett and off-brand HK-47 are slipping onto the Emperor’s yacht to get it back from the scoundrel that stole it… of course Lando is that scoundrel.
Lando and his tiny pig man pawnstar and the two mute two thundercat ninjas are discussing how much they will make off all the stolen Sith art in the ship.
A couple things… first off, what Sith is sitting around creating art? That’s a pretty wierd thing for a Sith to do. Darth Ross wants you to know that there are no mistakes, just happy accidents.
Also Lando says that if he makes enough money to buy his own moon he’s going to call it “Lando Land” because the universe needs a “Lando Land”. IT SURE DOES LANDO.
Here is what you can expect to see at Lando Land:
– Fine ladies lounging about and enjoying themselves.
– Only the finest Colt 45.
– Purple Everything.
I imagine “Lando Land” would look a lot like a Prince video.
Anyway one of the Thundercat ninjas is looking at that helmet in the middle of the room in a really weird way and then finds a double bladed lightsaber… ugh oh.
Yep the Thundercat ninja cuts the other Thundercat ninjas arm off, because Sith reasons? Yeah the Thundercats are having a domestic disturbance. I thought they were twins or clones, but maybe they are mates… Whatever they are while they were fighting cut-rate Boba Fett locked Lando and friends in the ship… with the corrupting Sith helmet.
Things are looking bad for our hero folks.
And then… OH IT’S A SAMUS FROM METEROID MOVE AND CUT-RATE BOBA FETT IS A LADY BOUNTY HUNTER AND OH MY LANDO AND HER HAVE A PAST HAHA! This feel lazy.
I really enjoyed the first few comics in this series, but this is the low point. If you’ve gotten this far you’re invested, if you haven’t I might be leaning toward telling you to skip this one.