The parody accounts for the new characters from Star Wars: The Force Awakens have already begun, and Emo Kylo Ren is the best one.
Kylo Ren kind of gives off an emo fanboy vibe all on his own in the movie, and what better way to expand on that aspect of his character than creating a Twitter parody account for it? @KyloR3n expresses the feelings plaguing a young Knight of Ren-to-be, including fighting for shampoo with everyone’s favorite Wookiee and going to school with young Hux.
Spoiler Warning: Though the following tweets are hilarious and should be enjoyed by everyone, they do contain spoilers with regard to Kylo’s parentage. So, if you haven’t seen The Force Awakens yet, proceed with caution.
Darth Vader makes a good muse when practicing the piano.
Fashion is an important part of his daily life.
It must be difficult to live at home when you’re Mom and Dad are Han and Leia Solo.
It’s also hard to have perfect hair when your dad’s best friend is a hairy Wookiee.
What’s so hilarious about this is that I can totally see a young Ben Solo having tweeting stuff like this. In The Force Awakens, he’s portrayed as a Darth Vader wannabe, but he doesn’t have the self-control to pull it off. He’s trying to be a great villain like Vader rather than actually being like Vader. Clearly, he needs to take lessons from Yoda’s Force ghost.